**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SPICY MEMORIES, SELF PLEASURE FACTOIDS, AND BODILY INJURY EDITION and more** Yeah, this was a quickie. Catch me in the DMs while you can, got stuff to DO today!!
2024-01-06 19:03:49 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: NEW YEARS RESOLUTION EDITION** Kicked off my New Year with a trip to my doctor, getting back on the workout and diet train, *what it really takes to look good after 50*, moving my elderly dad, helping a family member who injured themselves lifting, and trying not to spill scalding coffee on my tits while I type and podcast in the dark of morning. Slide into my DMs and say hi! Love and xoxo, Jess
2024-01-05 13:33:09 +0000 UTC View PostHappy new year 2024! Just here recovering from my New Year's Eve festivities XOXO slide into those DM's
2024-01-01 16:38:40 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: RESOLUTIONS AND PARTY PREP** Also, STAY TUNED FOR JESS'S NEW YEARS ROCKING EVE EASTERN STANDARD TIME PODCAST OR LIVE TONIGHT!! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THOSE WHO ARE TIME TRAVELERS AND ALREADY IN 2024!!
2023-12-31 15:55:09 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: LATE NIGHT CLUSTERFCK EDITION** YO, I AM NOT MISSING. I am busy. So busy.
2023-12-29 04:30:17 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST HOLIDAY AFTERMATH EDITION** Mayhem and insanity at my house, including 3rd degree burns. My mother with dementia is HILARIOUS. Also, there is always **one relative** you'd like to eject from the family party. I also talk about the *glitches*, coz I'm a frustrated older lady who needs this site to run smoothly so I can get my damned zen on. And YES, I wore jammies and flip flops and a fur coat all week, coz the weather was weird and no point in doing the holidays in real clothes haha Put a heart under this post and show your love if you can even see this and slide into those DMs. Xoxo, Jess
2023-12-26 15:53:40 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: JUST WOKE UP AND RUSHING FOR XMAS EVE EDITION** STILL IN JAMMIES, RECOVERING FROM THE XMAS PARTY AT MY AUNT'S- TONS TO DO AND WILL BE SENDING OUT **tons** OF XMAS SURPRISES IN THE DMS so I can get my wrapping/cooking/cleaning done! Happy Holidays xoxo, Jess
2023-12-24 16:47:32 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://of.tv/video/65831c666b3444000156e10f/ **THE NEWEST OFTV EPISODE IS UP!!** **Gray Hair Care & Coloring Tips** LIFE OVER 50 WITH JESS In this episode of "LIFE Over 50 with Jess," explore essential weekly hair care routines specially designed for those with mostly gray, color-treated hair. Jess offers expert tips and effective techniques for maintaining vibrant, healthy locks, focusing on the unique needs of gray hair that's been colored. The video provides a comprehensive guide for achieving fabulous silver tresses, regardless of age. Join Jess for insightful, easy-to-follow hair care advice that will elevate your routine and highlight your natural beauty. Subscribe to Jess on of.com/hotmesstv
2023-12-23 21:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Holidays from Jess at HotmessTV
2023-12-23 17:55:50 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: HAPPY HOLIDAYS; SURVIVING XMAS SHOPPING IN PUBLIC; TYPING THE KEYS OFF MY LAPTOP; GETTING A FACIAL** Yesterday, sadly, was gone most of the day. Back for now, but have to run out to get a *FACIAL* (insert naughty snickers here) and a blowout in a bit. I need the pampering. xoxo
2023-12-22 18:06:24 +0000 UTC View Post
No makeup and am sleepy this week. Happy Holidays!!
2023-12-21 16:24:08 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: GLITCHES, FILIPINO FOOD, FILIPINO MOMS (I HAVE ONE) WITH DEMENTIA; ELDERLY PARENTS; HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY EVERY DAY** Short podcast, sending love. Jess
2023-12-20 04:50:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunshine and vitamin D3 are essential for health, especially during the winter months.
2023-12-19 21:11:34 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: LAARPING VIKING STYLE DURING THE PANDEMIC; SNOW; BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN AND SPITTING ON YOUR HANDS DOESN'T WORK; OTHER STUFF** Don't ask for more of a description. I am typed out because the voice note glitches ARE KILLING MY FINGERS. Show me some love and press that heart button below.
2023-12-19 00:53:03 +0000 UTC View PostI TALKED ABOUT THIS ON MY PODCAST YESTERDAY AND IT IS ON THE NEWS NOW!! https://www.foxweather.com/earth-space/largest-solar-flare-since-2017
2023-12-16 19:40:50 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SOLAR X FLARES; MOVING MY 81 YR OLD DAD; ADULT ADHD; PINEAPPLE; VACATION PLANS; AND BEING THROWN INTO PUBLIC** YEAH, I hate crowds as much as I hate living within the space-time continuum. That being said, I word spew my latest updates. Slide into my Friday night staycation DMs, y'all. I'm up all night. Leave a 💕💕💕 under this post and show me some love. Jess
2023-12-15 23:38:05 +0000 UTC View Post
photoshoots require 10 lbs of makeup. I am not a huge fan of makeup. LOL. Let that skin breathe!
2023-12-14 20:05:32 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: GLITCHES; MERCURY RETROGRADE; CATS WHO ATTACK S-X TOYS; AND ELDERLY PARENTS (nothing to do with s-x toys)** Also a look at my hairdo afters. Today has been a clusterfck of non-epic, but annoying proportions. I hope your day is better and also your tomorrow. xoxo, Jess
2023-12-13 07:09:43 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: AGAIN- I KNOW I AM NO JOE ROGAN!!!** AGAIN, YES I'M 54- NOT JOE ROGAN- NOT AI- NOT A VAMPIRE PART 2 Also, I speak 8 languages poorly, but this week has been A LOT OF LANGUAGES. FINALLY NOT glitchy. Enjoy!!
2023-12-11 22:04:24 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: NO I AM NOT AN AI BOT, A VAMPIRE, OR A MAN IN DISGUISE** **Warning: cranky cursing inside and terrible glitches** Yeah, still glitching. Sorry. Eff this Max Headroom glitchy voice messages. Ridiculous things I've been accused of here on SkyNet. Not that I am dissing bots, vampires, or men, but yeah... no. No. I am a hoooman (human) being. Also, I love my cow jammies.
2023-12-10 04:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: THE @onlyfans SHOCKED ME WITH A FLASH MOB PROMO EDITION FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I WAS NOT PREPARED** Sorry so glitchy. SO GLITCHY AND STILL POSTING coz I have no time to redo it. The voice note thing is doing a Max Headroom thing on OF today. Not me, guys. Glitches happen. Kinda apropos for someone my age, if you think about it and google "Max Headroom". If you are a frequent listener, friend, or chat buddy you may wonder what happened to me yesterday- **THIS HAPPENED**. If you are *new* to my page, a hearty hello, and hope you get to know me a bit better via this podcast and other meaningful chats in the future. Thank you to @onlyfans and @oftv for the massive love. I was not prepared for the metaphorical equivalent of 10 million hotdogs/baseballs thrown at my face all at once, but I am giggling as I type this anyway. Also thank you to all the lovely new fans who were warm and welcoming to me. https://onlyfans.com/onlyfans https://onlyfans.com/oftv https://onlyfans.com/hotmesstv
2023-12-08 14:52:38 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: WORD PUK*ING IN SHORT VID FORM** **WHO DEFINES FUNNY?** No time to do the podcast, folks. Have window guys removing 120 yr old windows and replacing them with ones I didn't order, but because it is winter in the Midwest, going to bite my tongue and do it.
2023-12-06 21:19:05 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: GLITCHALICIOUS REPORT** If weird stuff happened to you on here after 8:46 am EST and 11:15 am EST, **it is not just you** Frustrating, but sh*t happens. Also discuss other stuff... like 24 new windows getting installed into this 120 yr old house tomorrow and Thurs in 30F degree weather *yikes*. Love ya, Jess
2023-12-05 19:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post
New @oftv episode about self-care... I am talking lashes here, not my usual snarky commentary- that comes later. Much later. Not this week. Maybe soon, if they allow me to be me. I feel like a wooden android in this episode, but you learn stuff and that is all that matters in the end. Enjoy! https://of.tv/creators/life-over-50-with-jess/ xoxo, Jess https://onlyfans.com/oftv https://onlyfans.com/hotmesstv
2023-12-05 02:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: LOOKING GOOD AFTER 50 IS WORK** ALSO plugging my new OFTV episode and other discombobulated information
2023-12-05 02:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
