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I’m doing a Halloween stream this Saturday!!! Would you pref..

I’m doing a Halloween stream this Saturday!!! Would you prefer Tiffany from Bride of Chucky, Cheetara from Thundercats, or regular ol’ Haydn?

Also plz comment any cool Halloweeny songs you can think of. Otherwise it may just be my usual mix of whatever I feel like subjecting you to.

Aiming to start streaming earlier for once, so let’s just tentatively set the start time for 7pm CDT…

[Also secretly hoping you guys vote for Tiffany, because I didn’t get any hot pics the other night 🤞]

Trick or treat, smell my feet. Give me something good to eat..

Trick or treat, smell my feet. Give me something good to eat… 🍬

Carlotta took me deeeep down her throat in this set… 😮🫦🍌 Yes..

Carlotta took me deeeep down her throat in this set… 😮🫦🍌 Yes, really.

35 photos, 1 BJ video, 1 fully nude strip tease. Absurdly good value for the content. What’s better than 2 Playboy models feeling each other up and a lil face fucking? 🤤

This was an idea I’ve had for years, and I’m thrilled to pieces with how it turned out. Thank you, @thecarlotta for going along with my stupid sexy ideas. I’m ashamed to admit how turned on I got editing the BJ video 😳

[Do your part! Leave a ❤️!]

Been in my editing cave all day. I think I’ve finally earned..

Been in my editing cave all day. I think I’ve finally earned the right to shower… Also SO excited to drop my long awaited SUPER HOT BJ SET with Carlotta Champagne!! Should I post it tomorrow? Or make you wait? 🫦

Fresh as a daisy! 🌼

Fresh as a daisy! 🌼

The people have spoken!! Streaming this Saturday night at 7p..

The people have spoken!! Streaming this Saturday night at 7pm CDT.

DON’T. MISS. OUT.

Year 2 of pretending this is a witch’s hat. Should I post th..

Year 2 of pretending this is a witch’s hat. Should I post the full set or what?

Guysssss, should I stream on Friday or Saturday this week?

Guysssss, should I stream on Friday or Saturday this week?

Your spooky little gf begging for it after the show… 🥵

Your spooky little gf begging for it after the show… 🥵

Can you please wake me up with kisses and sweetness? 🥺

Can you please wake me up with kisses and sweetness? 🥺

Boobies and pussy and buns, OH MY!! Free Birthday Stream TON..

Boobies and pussy and buns, OH MY!! Free Birthday Stream TONIGHT!

Aiming to get started by 7:30pm CDT, but you know I tend to run a little late. Please don’t make me celebrate all on my lonesome!!

Yesterday was my birthday!! 🎂 Don’t forget to check your DMs..

Yesterday was my birthday!! 🎂 Don’t forget to check your DMs tonight for something extra special… 🤤

So long, 35! Also, check out my sick Boba Fett shirt.

So long, 35! Also, check out my sick Boba Fett shirt.

Came for a fap, stayed for the tears. Sorry to drop this new..

Came for a fap, stayed for the tears. Sorry to drop this news on you, but there’s really no delicate way of putting it.

Pushing the show to 8:15pm everyone. Sorry, I’m just kind of..

Pushing the show to 8:15pm everyone. Sorry, I’m just kind of a doofus. Please ❤️ this so we can spread the word ASAPenis!!

Fappin’, knee-slappin’ fun times ahead! Join me for another ..

Fappin’, knee-slappin’ fun times ahead! Join me for another FREE Saturday night stream!

8:15pm CDT

Once you pop, the fun don’t stop!

I really need to get caught up on my DMs… Sorry I’ve been so..

I really need to get caught up on my DMs… Sorry I’ve been so quiet, I’m dealing with some health stuff rn. BUT I’m streaming this Saturday!! Is 6pm CDT way too early for you? 🥺

POV: You catch me getting ready in the mirror, and decide to..

POV: You catch me getting ready in the mirror, and decide to bend me over the sink and take me right there 🥵 Surely giving you a BJ won’t mess up my lipstick toooo much, will it? 💄

[9 minutes long, fully nude, simulated BJ and sex]

[Have some grace, leave a ❤️ in place]

Why does my hair do this???? 😩

Why does my hair do this???? 😩

Ahhhh!!! Showtime is pushed to 9:30. Sorryyyyy!!!

Ahhhh!!! Showtime is pushed to 9:30. Sorryyyyy!!!

Showtime at 9:00pm CDT tonight! You cummin’ or what?

Showtime at 9:00pm CDT tonight! You cummin’ or what?

POV: You walk in on me taking a bath, we catch up on our day..

POV: You walk in on me taking a bath, we catch up on our days, then you have me rub my little pussy and show you my most sensitive spots…

Super discounted video, because it’s Thirsty Thursday, and I’m wet from more than just the bathtub, if you catch my drift…

[10 minutes long, fully nude and very girlfriendy]

[Please be kind, leave a ❤️ behind!]

Getting absolutely nasty with my sole sister, @thecarlotta 👣..

Getting absolutely nasty with my sole sister, @thecarlotta 👣 Moaning, grinding, sucking, and making each other squirm and writhe about in ecstasy…

One of my hottest collabs of all time. I got turned on all over again watching it 💦

[Fully nude, 6.5 minutes long, 34 pics]

Fap fap fap…

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Clean girl, dirty thoughts… 🤔💕🤤

Clean girl, dirty thoughts… 🤔💕🤤

Running late. Probably starting the show closer to 8:45pm CD..

Running late. Probably starting the show closer to 8:45pm CDT. Whatever, it’s always a lil easier to bust after sundown 💦🌅💦

Omg it’s that time again! Get ready for me to talk yer ears ..

Omg it’s that time again! Get ready for me to talk yer ears off while you crank yer yank! And who doesn’t love that? Showtime starts at 8:30pm CDT. Or maybe a bit later, because I am late for pretty much everything in life.

Will you join me for the fap fest? 💦 Or will your palms remain bone dry? 🦴

De plane, de plane. In his HONOR, I paid a visit to one of E..

De plane, de plane. In his HONOR, I paid a visit to one of Eric’s favorite angels, Air Force Amy.

I’ve never gone to such great lengths to commemorate anyone in my life, or to see a photo recreation through to completion. But it’s been 10 long years, and I wanted to make it happen for our beautiful angel 💕

Ack ack, 143 Tiny Actor 👼

Feeling a little bit shy to shoot in this! Is it acceptable?..

Feeling a little bit shy to shoot in this! Is it acceptable? 😶

Tell me exactly why I need to get out of bed?

Tell me exactly why I need to get out of bed?

Staying with my ol’ pal @thecarlotta for a few days. This is..

Staying with my ol’ pal @thecarlotta for a few days. This is a pic of us from when we first ran into each other at the Playboy mansion. Don’t we look like such sweet babies?? 😻