Comment the first thing your eyes went too
Comment the first thing your eyes went too
2024-07-06 12:26:19 +0000 UTC View Post
brettrossi posts
Watching Netflix is dangerous!
Watching Netflix is dangerous!
2024-07-05 21:53:58 +0000 UTC View PostExcuse me, can you please give me something to sit on
Excuse me, can you please give me something to sit on
2024-07-05 17:16:26 +0000 UTC View PostGuess what? It's FRIDAY!!!! We made it, now wish me back! ;)
Guess what? It's FRIDAY!!!!
We made it, now wish me back! ;)
Thirsty? First 20 to DM me "I'm thirsty" are going to get ....
Thirsty?
First 20 to DM me "I'm thirsty" are going to get ... fed š
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Literally just shot this all myself in the last hour ... Jul..
Literally just shot this all myself in the last hour ... July 4th special, give me 2 hours I need to ... dry up š¤š¤š¤
2024-07-04 17:42:38 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to do a special freebie JULY 4TH special in a few ..
I'm going to do a special freebie JULY 4TH special in a few minutes ... hold on
2024-07-04 17:23:39 +0000 UTC View PostThem: What are you doing for the 4th July? Me: Just hanging ..
Them: What are you doing for the 4th July?
Me: Just hanging at the barn lol
How to make a person happy š
How to make a person happy š
2024-07-03 19:12:31 +0000 UTC View PostWoke up thinking it was Friday Realized it was Wednesday >.<
Woke up thinking it was Friday
Realized it was Wednesday >.<
When your bathtub looks incredibly Onlyfans-worthy... ;)
When your bathtub looks incredibly Onlyfans-worthy... ;)
2024-07-02 17:43:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I am I am just trying to do the laundry And why are you crou..
I am I am just trying to do the laundry
And why are you crouching down there behind me?
What time do you get off? Can I watch? š *Someone just said ..
What time do you get off? Can I watch? š
*Someone just said this to me as an opening line, hit or miss? š
Click the like button with your dick ... NOW
Click the like button with your dick ... NOW
2024-06-27 18:26:43 +0000 UTC View PostYour about to be interrogated why you came home late last ni..
Your about to be interrogated why you came home late last night
2024-06-27 11:48:19 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to do something special, all my customs are 25% OF..
I'm going to do something special, all my customs are 25% OFF, only for the next 24 hours! DM me and I'll make you something sexy ;)
2024-06-26 05:38:50 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: Ever been with a girl who rides horses? š
POV: Ever been with a girl who rides horses? š
2024-06-25 19:28:46 +0000 UTC View PostMy Uber driver profile pic š¤Ŗ
My Uber driver profile pic š¤Ŗ
2024-06-25 14:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou decide to go on a safari and come across this species in..
You decide to go on a safari and come across this species in her natural habitat .... What are you doing?
2024-06-24 17:29:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Does SIZE matter? Let's see what you think ... (Interpret th..
Does SIZE matter? Let's see what you think ... (Interpret this as you wish) ;)
2024-06-23 13:33:14 +0000 UTC View Post
You know, if I were you, Iād have sex with me.
You know, if I were you, Iād have sex with me.
2024-06-22 17:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first
I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first
2024-06-21 17:16:02 +0000 UTC View PostObjects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They ..
Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are
2024-06-21 08:11:06 +0000 UTC View PostEating breakfast is a nice way of starting your day ... Righ..
Eating breakfast is a nice way of starting your day ... Right? š
2024-06-20 13:43:37 +0000 UTC View PostConfidence level: sipping on a sassy cocktail
Confidence level: sipping on a sassy cocktail
2024-06-19 20:10:37 +0000 UTC View Post
