colettewilde

Alrighty here we go!! Here are some fun ones that would’ve g..

Alrighty here we go!! Here are some fun ones that would’ve gone in my trash folder 😂 I normally wouldn’t have posted these but I think these pics really show who I am. Plus a little more info about me below if you’d like to know ⬇️💕

About me - 

My name is Colette, I'm 43 and live in the Midwest. I live in a little Mid-Century Modern house which has given me some fun scenery for my pics. I decorated, painted and wallpapered everything myself. I love fun colors, patterns and especially fun lighting. One of my favorite hobbies is collecting plants. If you've been enjoying my pics l'm sure you've noticed a plant or two in the background. I love propagating them and have over thirty plants in my house. I also LOVE listening to music and going to concerts. I'm sure you've noticed my ear buds in many of my pics which I'm trying to be better about 😂 If you see them go ahead and ask me what I was listening to! I love to set a mood and make playlists. I also like to chill, watch shows and play video games (which I need to get back into lol). Any recommendations let me know! I love horror so anything that will scare me is cool.

I definitely did not have starting an OnlyFans on my 2025 bingo card but here we are. I'm always trying to one up myself so l'll definitely be keeping things interesting with my pics. I also used to be a dancer so l love dressing up and just being sexy. I was also a bartender for over a decade in a major city. Definitely going to be making some dancing and bartending videos in the near future - I have a bar, I just need a stripper pole. I've been working a corporate job now for several years which doesn't give me any type of creative outlet but now here I am 🤩 I am having so much fun dressing up and having that creative outlet I desperately need. This is my art and I want everybody to see 🩷💙💜💛

I’ve been here for three weeks today!! I still feel so new 😂..

I’ve been here for three weeks today!! I still feel so new 😂 and still figuring things out about this platform. I want to thank everyone for their continued PATIENCE as I try to navigate. I promise I’m not trying to ignore anyone so please don’t think that if you don’t see me on or if it takes a little time to answer back. I do stare at a screen all day at work so sometimes I just need a break from screen time (we all do sometimes lol). Trying to figure out a dedicated schedule to be online xoxo 💋 I’m going to post some funny candid pics later that didn’t make the cut so that should be fun 🤩 In the meantime here’s a cute one 😘

POV: You catch me walking on the treadmill, do you; 1.) Say ..

POV: You catch me walking on the treadmill, do you; 1.) Say hi and let me finish, 2.) Watch me until YOU finish, 3.) Smack/bite my ass and take me in the other room? Choose your own adventure 🍑

Who’s into chicks with glasses? This is what I look like 85%..

Who’s into chicks with glasses? This is what I look like 85% of the time, no makeup/glasses 🤓 I’m at my desk listening to songs about dick riding 🙈 I’ll be in my DMs later if you wanna hear about it❣️

More from my red light 🚨 Maybe I’ll do purple next

More from my red light 🚨 Maybe I’ll do purple next

Who else got snow this weekend? I could definitely go for a ..

Who else got snow this weekend? I could definitely go for a bubble bath after all that shoveling 🛁 If you didn’t get snow you can see mine…along with some naughty pics 😏

Made my own red light district at home 🚨 Btw your girl was u..

Made my own red light district at home 🚨 Btw your girl was up EARLY this morning making content. Cannot wait to share❣️

Thought you might like the no skirt version before bed 😴

Thought you might like the no skirt version before bed 😴

Pink is still one of my favorite colors 🎀 Unlock for the nau..

Pink is still one of my favorite colors 🎀 Unlock for the naughty ones 🫦

Whew! Had family staying with me the last couple days but no..

Whew! Had family staying with me the last couple days but now I’m back to being my hot horny self 🔥 My plans tonight? Answering DMs 💌

I have a huge collection of vintage naughty magazines 🤭 can’..

I have a huge collection of vintage naughty magazines 🤭 can’t wait to take photos again❣️ In the meantime enjoy some titties/panties to the side 😘

My Monday face 😶‍🌫️ Stare at my pretty face or unlock some n..

My Monday face 😶‍🌫️ Stare at my pretty face or unlock some nudie pics… your choice 😽

Who else gets the Sunday Scaries like me 🙈

Who else gets the Sunday Scaries like me 🙈

I sent the naughtier version to your DMs 💌 Hope you like 😉

I sent the naughtier version to your DMs 💌 Hope you like 😉

Sitting on this pillow made my 😽 feel so good 🫦

Sitting on this pillow made my 😽 feel so good 🫦

I am needing some Vitamin D today 😏 Are you DTF in the morni..

I am needing some Vitamin D today 😏 Are you DTF in the morning like me? 😘💦

Wearing silk and lace lingerie just feels extra sexy sometim..

Wearing silk and lace lingerie just feels extra sexy sometimes 🔥🔥 Hope you like 😘

I’ve been on OnlyFans a week as of today❣️ I played with my ..

I’ve been on OnlyFans a week as of today❣️ I played with my titties and nipples in this video to celebrate the occasion 💋I appreciate all of you💋

Feelin kinda horny before bed 😈 Fishnets are the hottest 🔥🔥

Feelin kinda horny before bed 😈 Fishnets are the hottest 🔥🔥

I hope everyone is having a great start to the new year! I c..

I hope everyone is having a great start to the new year! I celebrated New Year’s Day by taking some hot pics 🥵 Enjoy 💋

On my lunch break and thought, “Hmm… how about some ass 🍑 pi..

On my lunch break and thought, “Hmm… how about some ass 🍑 pics to make the day go by faster.” Enjoy your snack 👅

A few pics for the leg and feet lovers 🖤 I wish I could get ..

A few pics for the leg and feet lovers 🖤 I wish I could get a pedicure but my feet are too ticklish 🤣

Sunday Funday with lighting 💡 I have colorful lighting insta..

Sunday Funday with lighting 💡 I have colorful lighting installed all over my house 🏡 These were so fun to take 🤩 Which one's your favorite?

I’m home ✅ and horny ✅ enjoy some pics if you’re in the same..

I’m home ✅ and horny ✅ enjoy some pics if you’re in the same boat 🤣 or sneak off to peek 🫣💋

Time for a meet-n-greet with my pussy 😻 Enjoy this close up ..

Time for a meet-n-greet with my pussy 😻 Enjoy this close up with bonus plug 🥵 It was my first time lol 😆 Feel free to ask me how it went❣️

Hey babes it's your girl Colette 😘 I am sooo excited to be h..

Hey babes it's your girl Colette 😘 I am sooo excited to be here with you so we can get to know each other!! A little about me; I am a former exotic dancer ➡️ turned bartender ➡️ turned corporate cutie 🤭 I LOVE concerts and music. I also enjoy relaxing and watching shows/movies, gardening, baking and being outdoors. Please enjoy a pic of my pretty smile and a few naughty ones 😏