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2024-12-02 14:14:43 +0000 UTC View Post
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My fun fun adventures have only increased in frequency and v..
My fun fun adventures have only increased in frequency and variety! I went to sleep at 21h at some point this week and still woke up exhausted. In fact I’ve been so out of it that I forgot to upload these! Oops!
Something hot about this angle. Maybe the fact that it feels like it’s towering over you. Face to face. A little intimidating if you know what’s in store for you and your various ligaments and orifices. I deserve a really deep, long, slow, intense, earnest, electric, radiating worship. I need it to be made to balloon to its maximum volume, rigidity and strength. My XXL penis. Doesn’t it deserve to do a little damage?
Small update. So my girlfriend is either undergoing an ectop..
Small update. So my girlfriend is either undergoing an ectopic pregnancy or a miscarriage. This is why I haven’t been active. On top of that, some familial drama that has taken up a lot of my energy as the unofficial family diplomat and neutral observer.
I haven’t had a single impure thought in days. Which means that when this mental pressure will be relieved, I will have a lot to work with.
But until then I just want to thank you for coming here and supporting me and I just wan’t to get back to my giant cock shenanigans ASAP. But right now I need to be a good boyfriend, a good son and a good student.
But don’t forget my huge fat cock in the meantime.
From the archive, because I haven’t been in any mood to crea..
From the archive, because I haven’t been in any mood to create content. I’ll hopefully be back to my former self soon enough. I thought I was well on my way to have a burst of horniness but then I got sick and my girlfriend is going through something pretty distressing (also for me but nowhere near as distressing). So here are various old pictures. I haven’t really had the time or been in the right headspace to answer my DMs but tomorrow night will be my night so hopefully I’ll be able to get high, forget about this week and just let the monster awaken.
I’m so sorry that I can’t be what you expect of me at the moment, but as I have said before, this is a temporary (series of) setback(s). Oh and there’s also a volcano eruption here, the seventh this year!
I appreciate your patience with me. This has been a very shitty fall/winter so far.
But, hopefully my big fat cock can cheer you up and give you a little bit of a rush. I feel bad but even in bad times, I still get turned on by how big my soft penis hangs. Like a boner at a funeral, it’s not necessarily appropriate but can’t be helped either :)
Sorry about the radio silence. It’s been a rough week. I’m s..
Sorry about the radio silence. It’s been a rough week. I’m still alive!
2024-11-20 22:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostThis was the other picture he got. Honestly knowing he has a..
This was the other picture he got. Honestly knowing he has a big dick but I’m bigger is very hot. I would love to compare irl, but I don’t see that happening.
2024-11-18 20:13:47 +0000 UTC View PostI had a busy, sort of sad weekend but I will answer all of y..
I had a busy, sort of sad weekend but I will answer all of you soon! I did send a coworker this video. So now he knows exactly what my penis looks like. And how big I am. He seemed shocked. I was high, somewhat regret it but at the same time it’s fine. He wanted to see it, he got to see it. It’s just a penis. Happens to be a very big penis but that doesn’t mean it should be this big secret thing. Don’t coworkers send each other pictures of their cocks on the regular, or am I living in a bubble?
2024-11-18 12:41:46 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Friday night. I’m spending it with my cock. I wish you ..
It’s Friday night. I’m spending it with my cock. I wish you could feel the synesthetic feeling of how thick and how hard I am. I get so rigid. My penis just feels like…bone. The skin is soft but underneath is a very solid, very massive, palm filling pressure canister. It’s like draping skin over a carbonated drink bottle, there is no give. You can’t squeeze it any smaller, and it’s honestly difficult to push down or up, and especially to the sides. It won’t really budge. Side by side is even more difficult, maybe because it’s got a lot of length and girth to anchor itself firmly between my legs? I don’t know but it’s so much fun.
I don’t really know any porn actor out there who has this sort of rigidity that I feel. Or at least I can’t recall off the top of my head ever seeing any other cock like that, not at this size. I’d love to be proven wrong though!
It’s been a busy week! Now that im back to work full time i ..
It’s been a busy week! Now that im back to work full time i have a lot to catch up on. Changes in routine are always tough on me, and i’m sleep deprived. On top of that, my weed dealer went on vacation the day i ran out of weed. It’s been a week! Im going insane over it. I cant function without it. Neurotypicals can probably handle the world sober but I can’t.
I really hope I get to enjoy my friday night with proper weed and just get into that special hypersexual headspace where all that matters is my massive cock between my legs. A proper session is what daddy needs and craves. Just let me be alone with my cock and let me grow it, let me push it, let me admire it, let me stay hard for hours and hours. Not even masturbating, I rarely full-on jerk off. I just enjoy being erect, as erect as humanly possible, much more than active jerking off. Plus what I really crave is having my cock sucked, even if it doesnt fit I want it licked, held, examined, squeezed, pushed. I want to feel the ligament at the base of my cock struggle against my diamond hard erection. I want to talk to you, hear you, i want to expose myself, i want the world to see my enormous secret. Fuck. I want to shock you with how large my penis is. I want to feel your body tense up when you realize what you got yourself into. I want to have my big fat heavy balls gently pulled, my apple head barely touched, completely distended, hypertrophic. I want to stand above you, as my giant cock rests on your face.
I want to dislocate, i want to penetrate, i want to feel the power of my priapic penis. Hhhhhhhng
I just got these pants that I’ve wanted for a long time. Rea..
I just got these pants that I’ve wanted for a long time. Really thick wool sweatpants, reproduction of some of the first sweatpants ever made. The thickness of the material makes for a very smooth bulge, quite discrete actually. They are so warm though that I don’t think I’ll be wearing them unless it’s quite cold (90% of the year here). Real McCoy, baby!
2024-11-12 15:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostOne more apple vs cock head comparison.
One more apple vs cock head comparison.
2024-11-11 09:43:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s after mushroom head? Apple head!
What’s after mushroom head? Apple head!
2024-11-09 22:56:39 +0000 UTC View PostThis month has been hard. Things are falling back into place..
This month has been hard. Things are falling back into place. Hopefully by tomorrow.
I haven’t had much time, or much longing, to enjoy my size in the last few days. Not to say I’m not horny, but other feelings have been more prominent. So I decided that instead of being annoyed that I cannot or won’t go into that hyperphallic mind state (and physical state), I’ve given myself a few days to let it build up by itself until it pushes all other feelings aside. I’m hoping I will be back to my regular misbehaviours within days.
If you’ve followed me for any time you’re probably familiar with the cyclical nature of my hypersexual outbursts. They are separated by periods of lessened (probably comparatively normal) levels of interest. And then the mere passage of time inevitably calls me back to look right into the beast’s massive eye.
Partly it’s because I am 1) autistic and my routine was completely changed by this whole school closing thing and 2) I have so many intense interests that I must cycle through them in order to be as monotropic as I can be. Maximal monotropy, the laser focus on one activity of theme, is really typical for autism and I have more than the recommended amount even for people with a diagnosis.
For example, now I’m trying to concentrate on my project because I’ve stagnated in the last two months for various reasons, and it’s picked back up now. I’m also listening to weird audio books (currently Communion about an alien encounters, because why not). And I’m also busy digesting the worrying outcome of the US elections. Being Canadian and Icelandic, tho mostly Icelandic, I feel lucky to be somewhat insulated from it all, but the US has a massive cultural leak dripping straight into us, and inevitably, the right bull will NOT decrease here with the influence of US culture being so…loud.
But despite all this I’m always happy to think about the fact that as I’m sitting at my desk working through mind numbing data, I know that below my pants, my enormous genitals are resting and replenishing until the next outburst of hours long, daily hypererections. That my penis is so large that has permanently changed people’s lives simply by being visible, by doing what it’s mean to do: fuck stuff up.
Stick with me and you’ll soon be rewarded!
At least WildmanT retweeted me. That’s something to countera..
At least WildmanT retweeted me. That’s something to counteract the bitter taste of this morning’s devastation
2024-11-06 15:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostOmfg. I’m so disappointed in the US
Omfg. I’m so disappointed in the US
2024-11-06 10:02:14 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t have time to write a caption but here is my big fat ..
I don’t have time to write a caption but here is my big fat soft cock!
2024-11-04 10:07:31 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my name is Leo, I’m 36 years old, father of one, PhD ..
Hello, my name is Leo, I’m 36 years old, father of one, PhD student and I have megalophallus.
2024-11-03 08:33:27 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning everyone.Now suck my massive cock.
Good morning everyone.
Now suck my massive cock.
I was browsing through my cock album and found a video I for..
I was browsing through my cock album and found a video I forgot to post here! Also a request for a special friend, the audio was removed. I’ll give you a hint: it’s about how big my cock is.
It turns me on so much to read your comments, your DMs. I urge you to express whatever thoughts or feelings you have while you lock eyes with my massive penis.
This was a request from one of you. I took out the audio. If..
This was a request from one of you. I took out the audio. If you are into being bullied by me and my huge fat cock, maybe you’d appreciate the audio. My DMs are always open. If you want to see a cumshot for example :)
2024-10-31 20:05:13 +0000 UTC View PostWell, the situation is ongoing. I’m back staying at home, bu..
Well, the situation is ongoing. I’m back staying at home, busy with the toddler. Sorry if I haven’t been answering your DMs much in the last week, I’ve spent all of 2 days at work in the last…10-12 days, I’ve lost count.
So here is a short video and a bulge picture because why not?
God damn I love having a giant dick. It’s just never not hot..
God damn I love having a giant dick. It’s just never not hot to look down and see it. Make it bulge out. Get the head as big as possible. Imagine all of you struggling to get past the crown of my giant helmet head.
Seriously, thinking about the feeling of just not fitting, being too big to fuck a girl. That is like instant erection material. I wouldn’t be myself if I didn’t have all these experiences. I love my giant cock😍
