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I just want to be clear. I’m about to *not* edge for hours o..

I just want to be clear. I’m about to *not* edge for hours on end every day. Just for a few days. Because honestly look at my fucking cock. It’s so BIG. Would you be shocked to find out your coworker’s penis was this big?

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Alright. I think my body is telling me to chill a bit. I mus..

Alright. I think my body is telling me to chill a bit. I must have spent like 2-3-4h rock hard every day since starting this page. I’m going to try to stay soft until Monday, hopefully avoid any priapism, take some NSAIDs and allow my penis to recover from all its athleticism. I still have plenty to post tho, don’t worry. And being soft is a challenge but it doesn’t mean I won’t be thinking unholy thoughts!

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This morning I felt like I was maybe about to get an episode..

This morning I felt like I was maybe about to get an episode of priapism but nothing happened. I have a feeling that spending this much time this hard every day may not be great if you are prone to stuttering priapism. By the way, do you know about the Priapeia, a collection of poems in Latin about Priapus? The penis so big they wrote poetry about it that has been read for two millennia.

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The HYPERCOCK. There should be a megalophallus awareness wee..

The HYPERCOCK. There should be a megalophallus awareness week. What would you like to learn about it? I’d

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I haven’t attempted to lick my own cock in years. I discover..

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I haven’t attempted to lick my own cock in years. I discovered I could fairly early on and it was probably one of the most intense and altering single moment of my life when I realised my cock was big enough that I could lick it. I remember feeling really confused because it felt so…wrong. I shouldn’t be able to do that, my lips should never touch my own cock. Right? I was so excited I told way more people than would have ever been appropriate. If I keep at it I could probably kiss it. I’m just a very stiff man. I’m amazed I can still do it. Daddy’s still got it! NOT a flattering angle for anyone.

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Pendulum of might PRIAPVS EDAX RERVM

Pendulum of might
PRIAPVS EDAX RERVM

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Every day it gets choked by its own obesity

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Every day it gets choked by its own obesity

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Ok this is not natural.

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Ok this is not natural.

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Heavy heavy cock

Heavy heavy cock

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First thing I did this morning. Semi to hard with size refer..

First thing I did this morning. Semi to hard with size reference. Yesterday I went to the pool again. It’s such an exciting and freeing thing to be wearing a Speedo around people. Hot water, beautiful half naked people, me hyper aware of my size and bulge, hearing someone say “look, look!”. Someone passing by me once, twice, four times. Judgmental looks. It’s just a lot of fun.

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One more video for today. I can honestly say that today, aug..

One more video for today. I can honestly say that today, august 27th 2024, I have never had a bigger penis in my life.

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I have done so little work in the last week. I’ve been reall..

I have done so little work in the last week. I’ve been really horny since starting this OF. It’s that bad that I’m starting to worry my coworkers might be noticing how much time I spend away from my desk. It awakened something in me that I often try to suppress. It doesn’t help that I’ve literally never been bigger or harder. I maybe stop the spamming and space these out a bit more….or you can keep making me horny - just tell me what you think, see, want, need. Good or bad, I just want people to talk about my enormous obese penis.

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It isn’t a work day unless I go to the toilet and hide to pl..

It isn’t a work day unless I go to the toilet and hide to play with my cock.

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Double POV morning to you all. Yesterday I had an encounter ..

Double POV morning to you all. Yesterday I had an encounter in the showers when I went to the pool. Guy with a very impressive cock recognised us as having something in common. He showed off to me, I let him see me. I think we were both very impressed. No word spoken but it was very obvious this was two guys with huge cocks admiring each other. There is this fraternity, brotherhood of size. This sort of recognised common experience that doesn’t need to be spoken at all. I’m sure his size is impacting his life, the dynamic between him and his friends, how girls view him, rumours about his size. Comments in the showers. This priapic self absorption that so many others wish they could partake in. Like all of you. Every single one of you reading this, your body is reacting to my size. You want to know my size. You want my size. My huge fat cock.

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POV you have a huge penis

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POV you have a huge penis

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Good morning. Let’s start this week with a bulge check. I lo..

Good morning. Let’s start this week with a bulge check. I love these pants but I’ve never worn them outside despite having owned them for some months. Mister Freedom does amazing clothes but they obviously don’t design them with men like me in mind. I didn’t bring anything to hide (like a chore coat or something) so I’m just out there like this in the office and anyone who looks at me will immediately see that I have a massive fucking soft penis.

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This was taken the day after a priapism episode last year (I..

This was taken the day after a priapism episode last year (I think). Still had the hospital band on my wrist.

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Look at the size of my cock! Isn’t it massive?

Look at the size of my cock! Isn’t it massive?

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A History of Bulge. Just a bunch of pictures I’ve taken of ..

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A History of Bulge.
Just a bunch of pictures I’ve taken of my bulge. Some to check how it looks, some because I was horny and wanted to see what others see, some just for fun or to tease someone. Some of these are many years old. Some from this last few months.

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Don’t mind me I’m just an adult man hiding in the bathroom p..

Don’t mind me I’m just an adult man hiding in the bathroom playing with my big penis. Everyone does this right?

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What do you see?

What do you see?

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There is something so erotic that I can lose myself in about..

There is something so erotic that I can lose myself in about just standing there with my huge fat penis hanging heavily. I would stand in a street corner for all to come and marvel at my freak cock if it was socially acceptable. Anyone and everyone welcome to look.

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Do you want to see my huge cock cum?….send me a DM.

Do you want to see my huge cock cum?….send me a DM.

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Little head > normal sized head > big head > mushroom head >..

Little head > normal sized head > big head > mushroom head > apple head > you are here

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Once a friend told me that someone who didn’t know had asked..

Once a friend told me that someone who didn’t know had asked them whether I had some sort of deformity or what was up with my bulge. I thought it was hilarious.

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I love my wildmanT underwear. It’s so comfortable compared t..

I love my wildmanT underwear. It’s so comfortable compared to normal underwear. I wish I had discovered them way earlier. Anyways here is my big fat cock. Isn’t it….pendulous?

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Being born with a huge fat cock is probably the best possibl..

Being born with a huge fat cock is probably the best possible timeline for me. Good morning :)
It’s been a bit of a struggle to get back into my studies after summer leave. I’ve been extremely distracted by my penis. Sometimes I just get obsessed with it. Now is one of those times. If I had all the time in the world I would just be hard all day and play with it.

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Let my huge fat cock hypnotise you :) Look at my bulge Lo..

Let my huge fat cock hypnotise you :)

Look at my bulge

Look at my big fat bulge

Follow my big bulge

Look at my big fat bulge

(Now send me a tip)

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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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Good morning! We finally had nice sunny weather here this we..

Good morning! We finally had nice sunny weather here this weekend, but it was freezing cold. Nothing like coming home and letting my big fat cock breathe a little. One girl I slept with many years ago called my size “titanesque” and I always liked that. She also called it obese. Funny how both positive and negative connotations turn me on. Doesn’t matter if you think my cock is amazing or too big, even disgusting or weird. I like all reactions. As long as I can shock you with how big my cock is, I’m in.

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