

It’s the most pathetic time of the year, and I’m here to make it even worse for you. In "Jingle Jingle Blue Balls," I’ll remind you why you’re nothing but a pussy-free virgin destined for eternal misery.
Kneel, loser, and let me humiliate you into the new year. No gifts, no joy—just the sweet sound of your ego shattering as I laugh at your tragic existence. 🎄
Your holidays? Ruined. Your dignity? Gone. Your place? Forever beneath me.
TIP for the custom 🧑🎄