Wasn’t feeling that great this evening, the WORST heartburn ..
Added 2021-04-04 01:59:34 +0000 UTCWasn’t feeling that great this evening, the WORST heartburn for some reason. But I looked pretty and was all ‘I’m going to make a little content, shower and then fall off the face of the earth' 😜🙈 wouldnt you know it I rubbed one out and my heartburn was gone! They say an apple a day but im pretty sure apple is code for orgasm 🍎
