❤️Valentine’s Day Polaroid gift pack! ❤️Gift pack includes:1..
Added 2025-02-12 06:19:47 +0000 UTC❤️Valentine’s Day Polaroid gift pack! ❤️
Gift pack includes:
1 Polaroid of me
Custom Valentine’s message/card
Spicy video clip send to your inbox
$15 shipped to you! 😘🫶
DM to order!
Well, I’m a little behind the ball here…chronic procrastinator…BUT! I’d like to offer a little Valentine’s Day Polaroid gift pack with a hand written custom message to anyone interested. I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy an analog image of me that they can ultimately place on their voodoo alter and attempt some voodoo practices with? Practices like but not limited to, trying to summon me to their bed for snuggles, having me appear and make you a sandwich, making me go to the DMV to renew your car registration…or whatever you’re into! All you’ll need are some hair samples from me next and it just might work. I guess what I’m getting at is a Valentine’s Day gift pack from me may very well be the first component of the aforementioned voodoo alter…so….
