

Thicc thighs save lives.
That was always my motto when I was going through high school and subsequently nursing school. That is until one night shift where my attending caught me squeezing a vegetative patient’s (call him Bob) head between my thighs.
I just looked over at my boss and sheepishly said, “thicc thighs save lives.”
Bob passed the following day.
Anyway, say it with me, thicc thighs save lives (sometimes).