Chris and I got high and he thought of these two captions an..
Added 2023-01-13 12:54:53 +0000 UTCChris and I got high and he thought of these two captions and he thinks he’s hilarious. Which is your favorite? Or are they both terrible? LOL! A) After struggling to control ourselves while cleaning the kitchen (yes, this is real life and not a cheesy porno), I squirted on @arcane_chris’ counter and we had to clean again 😂 B) Chris needed help wiping down the counters so I offered to be used as the spray bottle and squirted all over them 💦
