**12 days til my 55th birthday!!** Discovered ENGLISH HOLLY in front of my dad's new house!! I am a plant/gardening geek, so this kind of stuff excites me. It's unseasonably warm for February. Happy Groundhog Day! I saw my shadow and will be hibernating til June. LOL.
2024-02-02 19:03:54 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: 13 DAYS TO MY 55TH BDAY! IT'S GOOD TO BE ALIVE!** Caffeinated, on the trampoline, and filled with gratitude and glitch updates. I bounce a lot. HAHA!!! Slide into those DMs, say HI- and put a clicky on the little heart thingie under this post so I know y'all are alive! xoxo
2024-02-01 14:55:27 +0000 UTC View Post
A little light stretching or yoga every morning helps keep the body limber and the joints supple.
2024-01-31 18:54:35 +0000 UTC View Post
*OLDER CONFUSED LADY ALERT: ACCIDENTALLY KICKED MYSELF OUT OF MY OWN LIVESTREAM* Idk how to use this phone for lives. I somehow thumb kicked myself out of my own live. Catch me in the DMs where it is safe. AHAHAHAHAHA.
2024-01-31 14:15:31 +0000 UTC View PostJammies are the new muumuus. That's your anti-fashion over 50 tip of the day. Yer welcome.
2024-01-31 03:46:48 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: BACK AND COVERED IN MORE LINT THAN HUMANLY POSSIBLE** Ok, Idk why I have so much lint on my clothes. Also, I just want to be snarky and old and not type and do my podcasts and not get in trouble for voice to text... coz @onlyfans I AM A 55 YR OLD LADY WHO CAN'T TYPE ON MY PHONE (OK, I am lazy on the laptop too). This site is not older content creator-friendly sometimes and I hope that changes coz seriously, I love it here. I may be a dingbat, but I do. Slide into the DMs, peeps, say hi, and give me some love by pressing that heart button below.
2024-01-30 20:36:30 +0000 UTC View Post
**glitch alert** Can't even podcast right now. If you are in the DMs, say hi and let me know what you're experiencing.
2024-01-29 13:40:57 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: OFF TOPIC AND SPILLING COFFEE DOWN MY CLEAVAGE** https://of.tv/creators/life-over-50-with-jess/ <-- OFTV CHANNEL HERE Video gaming, dad updates, house renovations, OFTV filming, morning show ladies who drink vino questions, and missing my mouth and spilling coffee down my shirt. That little heart under this post? Press it. I will be in the DMs all morning til I have to go to the home store to buy a stair railing and install it. xoxo *Also, the graphic above is kind of hilarious. My clip makes me look like a goldfish*
2024-01-28 13:20:21 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: MY 81 YR OLD DAD FELL DOWN THE STAIRS YESTERDAY, SO I WAS MOSTLY GONE AND DOING DIY WHILE FREAKING OUT** Ripped out carpeting from a dangerous four stairstep staircase yesterday and did some elderly proofing of his new house. Jammies. Slide into those DMs before I have to go buy and install a railing today. ALSO-show some love *under this actual post by clicking the heart button* xoxoxo
2024-01-27 18:26:34 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: I'M BACK!!!** This is my 2nd anniversary of being on OF and I am back to discuss things like: -proper use of words and verbiage so you don't get banned -mental health and health for those who are older and/or are caregivers for their aging loved ones -grateful that I am here, *at least one more time*, to be able to discuss these things with all of my fans. **I am probably the most authentic and interactive person I know on this site when it comes to my fans, as those who speak to me know. I don't have a filter, which is to my detriment sometimes. I also am a firm believer that older people like me and others, real people, deserve a voice and place at a table filled with youthful sexy famous people** No, I didn't block you. I will have to filter some of the words I do say so that it doesn't get me in hot water. The mention of even *mundane health stuff* via DMs can get you in *big trouble*, I discovered. Yes, you can *still* talk to me about your struggles in the DMs. I am here and will listen. We just have to be mindful of the terms of service rules regarding verbiage that are there to safeguard against legalities for the company. Even I forget about it sometimes. Lots of love and slide into those DMs... and if you are glad to see me, leave some love under this post and push that heart button. Jess
2024-01-25 16:34:29 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SECOND ANNIVERSARY EDITION- ELDERLY PARENTS, CLUSTERFCKS, WEATHER, AND HOUSEHOLD DEMO/RENOVATION EDITION** I have officially gone insane. Luckily, the cure for that is alone time. Icy road conditions prevented the plasterer from coming out to the house today and now I am decompressing from putting out family emergency fires while trying to celebrate my 2nd year on OnlyFans. It's time to open a bottle of *something* and have a toast (btw, I rarely drink). Slide into the DMs, but don't be a dick about it. Mami is cranky and needs to feel more relaxed. xoxo
2024-01-23 21:34:11 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST VIDEO EDITION: GETTING PLASTERED AT MY 1906 HOUSE** yes, I am back home. plaster people are repairing the lathe and plaster, come see my house tour. Yes, I look like a deranged toddler right now. Plus updates on the dad (WHO WENT MISSING FOR 12 HOURS), the snow blindness, and other things. Give some hearts under this post. I need hearts. Also, I need coffee.
2024-01-22 18:11:52 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SNOW BLINDNESS AND OF IMPLODED** Hello, I am now officially one of the vampire mole people. I somehow got SNOW BLINDED from the UV rays bouncing off the snow into the sunroom yesterday. I now have to spend 2 days recovering in a dark room... I also need to find UV film for those windows. Never in a million years would I have thought this would happen. Also OF absolutely did the MOTHER OF ALL GLITCHES today, so if you're having issues, it's not *you*. Plus, I am dressed like Hugh Hefner in this vlogcast, and am enroute to the bath. Slide into my DMs or forcibly kick your way into them- and give me some hearts under this post xoxoxo
2024-01-21 19:20:43 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SNOWPOCALYPSE 2024 CONTINUED COVERAGE VIDEO EDITION WITH HOUSE TOUR** Featuring me with cabin fever, blowing snow and snow blowing, new jammies, glitch alerts, my deaf 81 yr old Vietnam vet father in background, and HOUSE TOUR. Slide into my DMs if you can. Put a heart on this post coz I need your lovin', McLovin.
2024-01-20 17:09:45 +0000 UTC View Post
**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT AND UPDATES** STOP DISSING THE JAMMIES!!! I am snowed in with my 81-year-old dad. Jammies are all I have here hahaha PLUS MORE INFO ON MY DAY
2024-01-19 18:56:18 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: MY 7-DAY FREE TRIAL TO ALASKAN LIVING IS OVER AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK PLUS OF GLITCHES, AND MY 81-YEAR-OLD DAD'S NEWEST BOGGLES** Being snowed in with your elderly father after living as a grownup for over 3 decades is LIKE GOING BACK IN TIME. NO, I don't live in Alaska, but it **feels** like it and I'm over this sh*t. The plumber comes to drop the kitchen ceiling today, so now I have an excuse to be locked into a secluded bedroom... haha. Slide into my DMs and show some love by putting a heart below this post!!
2024-01-18 14:16:09 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST SNOWED IN SNOWPOCALYPSE 2024 SURVIVAL GUIDE EDITION** **THIS one is locked because it's a whole lotta Jess full body news report style in front of the cam for 5 dolla** TIPS ON STAYING WARM- UPDATES- ALL IN VIDEO TODAY, FOLKS. Is this like the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"? It feels like it.
2024-01-16 16:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post
snowed in means I live in jammies.
2024-01-16 01:04:29 +0000 UTC View PostLIONS WON!!!!! OMG GAME WAS **AWESOME**!
2024-01-15 04:05:29 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SNOWPOCALYPSE 2024 HIT FINALLY- I SPOKE TOO SOON** Got over 6 inches, but not the fun kind... probably more like 8-10 inches and *that hurts when it is snowfall or humans, pun intended*. Spent the entire day winterizing, shoveling, and trying not to freeze to death- also new house kitchen ceiling has to come down tomorrow due to a leak in the tub pipes... and now I have to shower in the creepy basement laundry room 1930s shower tonight. Calgon... take me away!
2024-01-15 01:29:32 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: SNOWPOCALYPSE 2024- MOST DISAPPOINTING SNOWPOCALYPSE EVER** Went out to film in jammies and barefoot. The Internet went down, had to use a hotspot- but it came back before my dad escaped to the farm so he could watch football. Also, if I am not in the DMs (which I am 90 percent of the time), I am holed up and helping my dad. Will be at my house soon, though. Don't be a a**hole, wait a minute, I always come back. Chiefs play tonight- Lions tomorrow. I am the third most exciting thing this weekend and I can prove it. Hehe. Slide into those DMs and say hi.
2024-01-13 18:01:17 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: THE CRANKY 81 YR OLD DAD EDITION AND GLITCHES AND LIVE FROM THE TUNDRA** I fed my dad his famous chili using fake meat and he didn't know until I told him and then he bitched up a storm; trying to take pics and vids while an 81 yr old deaf man is in the house; OF GLITCH UPDATES; I HATE SNOW. Slide into my DMs and put a heart under this post- I need the love. LOL.
2024-01-11 17:22:20 +0000 UTC View Post**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: THE ANIME GRANNY GOWN EDITION** updates, glitches, and a fun video coz I'm learning new things. Who says you can't teach an older person new tricks? HA!
2024-01-10 17:18:58 +0000 UTC View Post**STUCK IN THE HOUSE AND SNOWED IN!!** No podcast today, slip into my DMs.
2024-01-09 21:26:27 +0000 UTC View Post
MY 81-YEAR-OLD DAD posted this on his social media with the caption "We're not going to make it are we?" **NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: MY ELDERLY FATHER WANTS HIS OWN OF AND OTHER CONUNDRUMS** Plus my plans for the day. Hopefully, I can hide my podcasts from my dad hahahahahahaha!!
2024-01-08 16:49:53 +0000 UTC View Post
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: 12TH NIGHT AFTER PARTY EDITION. I ACTUALLY HAD A GENTLEMAN CALLER** and other tmi. God, this is embarrassing. Hahaha.
2024-01-07 18:38:57 +0000 UTC View Post
